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sounds a lot like the sbemail "Your Edge" if you ask me

I've sent him maybe about five emails over the years. The most recent, my idea for the 200th email, was his and Homestar's brains getting switched. Before that I've suggested him to start his own detective agency and give examples in how to avoid jumping the shark (in case you're a showmaker or something). There's also a couple more which I can't remember.

I've sent a few- one involved a parody of Harry Potter, another of Indiana Jones. My personal best was "from Pom Pom" and asked Strong Bad (in bubbles, of course) to treat Homestar better (i.e. be treated like a slave for one sbemail.)

I sent one asking about who held the cameras for his sbemails, and at the time I thought it had some potential, but its been a while since I sent it.....

I did the same thing a month ago, metalkombat!

I sent another two when I was bored and frustrated because I couldn't come up with something better:

Hey Strong Bad,
What's the most interesting thing you have ever received from another person (intentionally or not)?
Keep it reeeeaaal!
-Cass from Germany

Hey there, Strong Bad;
I heard some people are complaining that you stretch your email responses too much. What are you going to do about that?
With increasing lack of creativity,
Cass from Germany

Yes, I fed the trash can. It kept calling out my name.

I wrote all of CATS lines from Zero Wing

If you cant remember his lines I wrote it like this

I asked about Homestar's accent. I was hoping is would be the 200th. I set my self-standards too high, chocolate cake.

My latest one:
Strong Bad,
Has Strong Badia's science departments yet figured out how the universe will end? How would you recomend protecting ourselves from it?
=]
-Wengle, England

*checks my sent mail*

How high am I on the nerd scale if I can read this?
EDIT SECOND EMAIL! w00t! (NOTE this was sent before SBCG4AP)

Back when I was a sub teacher, I sent him an email suggesting that he be a sub teacher. I still think there's some humorous potential in the idea.

I sent him one recently about what he would do if he was tiny sized.

I did one. Here it is:
Guess what I'm gonna say. Yup. Same as always.
Dear Strong Bad,
Do you like pie? If so what kind of pie? I think the Poopsmith's favorite is cow pie.
I personally like all types of pie (other than the one mentioned above and rubarb pie)! If you don't
like pie then, PFARGTL YOU! Crapfully yours,
Pfargtlman20x6, Translovackia
Actually I've done even more! Here's another:
Dear Strong Bad,
Um...Hi!Wassup?Whatrudoin?Eatinahawtdawg?KillinH*R?KissinMe?Dancin?Peeinyourpants?SearchingfororiginalBubsessecret to blue hair? Makin Dangeresque 123? Peeinyourpants?StabbinthePopsmitwhitabarofchocolate?DatinPom-Pom(ithoughthewasagirlatfirst)?DatinMarzipan?Burninatinyourbabybro?WonderinyImaskinso many question?HatinthatImnotusinthespacebar?Tough.Ibetcha$200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000that
youcantdoalloftheminonesbemail!ifudoandicantpayuiwillburslaveforfiveyears(Not Really!)
Crappfully yours,
Pfargtlman20x6, Translovackia
Yeah... Here's another:
Dear Strong Bayud
Jenga-Jams and pickle pants?
Coconut eagles and French tram inches! Egg Jeffrey! Duck orange...
X-Marks the pot? Bye D Bye!
Form Homsar

I tried sending one But my computer wouldnt let me. Any way heres how it went.
Dear Strong-Mc-Bad,
I got two questions for you
1. Why dont you make another show about helping hopless losers to get dates.
2. If you dont like "crapfully yours" so much than why dont you get a blocker thing that filters that stuff out.

The question man,
John

I think he got an E-mail like that already so they didnt take it.

That sounds like the insparation for strong badia the free.






By the way,im actually male.

Dear Strong Bad,

Answer me for once, biscuit!!!

Love,
Daniel Goss

I just sent him one about global warming!
I'll post a transcript in a couple of weeks if it doesn't get picked.

I just sent one that said, "Dear SB, Don't you think you should do a make-up e-mail because you never really answered anything in the 200th e-mail? -Dan"

Lame, yes, spur of the moment, yes.

Had to dig through my email program to find the right Sent Folder that this one got put in (for some reason, my computer links to my email AND my dad's email):

Heh. That one made me lol. I could've sent it completely in Japanese, but... I'm very sure the Lappy can't read kana. And neither can Strong Bad

Here's another one I was thinking about sending, after an incident at the Super Suit Fight place on Roblox:

(What happened was my legs and arms got Ice Shard'd off by the other team (Ice Shard is a weapon in that place that BreakJoints'd any part that the projectile touches), and then my wings got burninated off by a lava bomb. I could still inexplicably fly, but I couldn't land until I reset'd myself.)

And "[ Content Baleeted ]@littlebigemails.lbp" is a fictional email address I wrote just for this post. LittleBigEmails is the *fictional* email service provider for LittleBigPlanet, and all websites on the planet end in ".lbp" (as opposed to ".com" or ".jp" or something). "[ Content Baleeted ]" is self-explanitory.

EDIT: You know, I think I WILL send the email I "typed for Homsar-san"...

Where to begin, where to begin.



1. Dangeresque Movie

Dear Strong Bad
I was wondering if Dangeresque will ever hit theatres. I need some Dangeresque on the big screen. Seriously, there's nothing on the big screen these days. Maybe in the film (if there is one) Homestar shouldn't get a stunt double (especally on the really dangerous scenes).

Sincerely,
Nabil Mehari, Texas


2. Homestar Quitting

Dear Strong Bad

If Homestar left Free Country, USA & made you the true star (you're the most popular person in Free Country, but not officially), what would you do?

Sincerely
Nabil Mehari, TX


3. Being Rich

Dear Baddest of the Strongs,

What would it be like if you were rich. Maybe you could get the money from a lottery or from selling Homestar to some celebrity. Anyway, what would you do with all that money.

From Not Very Strong (or Bad),

Nabil Mehari, TX


4. return

Dear Strong Bad,

If you are answering this email, sbmails would have returned. I was wondering, what were you doing while sbmails was M.I.A.?

Sincerely,
Nabil Mehari,
Houston TX


5. Debera

Dear Strong Bad,

I kinda doubt that Debera is as hot as you claim. If she is that hot, show us her.

Nabil Mehari,
Houston, TX


6. cheat commandos

Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering if you watch Cheat Commandos. If you do (& concidering how popular you are), do you concider doing an episode for the show.

Nabil Mehari,
Houston, TX

Strong Sad's room, Homestar's house, The King of Town's castle, & Marzipan's house will self-distruct 5 seconds after you read this email.



That's all six of the emails I've sent Strong Bad.

I sent him one asking what it is like in the nearest town (thinking (hoping) he would do a kind of parallel universe thing with a, like, cage wrestler who types a Q&A on a typewriter for example.)
My other one asks if he had an unlimited amount of money, what would he make his ultimate guitar.
Edit: Just sent another;
Dear Strong Badminton,
Have you ever had someone follow you around like a puppy and make weird remarks as an attempt to impress you, or try to get on your good side
Huzzah!
Monsieur Disqutte.
And.
Dear Strong Bad,
EXPLOSION!!!!!
from myself

this is mine:

Dear Strong Bad,

I bet you can't go a whole day without saying the word "crap". So why don't you try.

Sincerely,
Mitchell, OK

Here's mine.

Hi Strong Bad!

I just wanted to know if you ever planned to produce a TV show based on your famous email web show. If so, what would be the major changes, like who would portray you and your brothers or who would direct it, for example?

Yours truly,

Ethan

I sent this one:

"Hey Strong Bad,


Have you ever watched a TV show that sucked so much that you couldn't stop watching it?


From, Ace"

I don't recall what I typed verbatim, but about a month ago I sent Strong Bad an E-mail asking him to "expand his horizons" in music by singing us a country song. I hate country music, but I think it would be entertaining to see him sing such a genre.

Sorry for posting on a topic that has been bumped recently, but since nobody has seemed to mind, I'll just post one I sent recently.



Ambitious, I know. I was just hoping that the purposeful grammar and capitalization mistakes (read: CALIFORNIA) would be JUST enough to see a flashified version of Strong Glad. But probably not.

I'm gonna send one soon, it'll go a-like this:

aw, crap. you beat me to the extrememly high number fan joke.

I was going to send that kind after my next email was rejected.

all mine are on my userpage, also known as McArbys there